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Also today’s headline face-off: “Beyond Beauty: Cheerleading’s Terrifying Danger” vs. “Ho, Ho, OH!”

And today’s headline face-off finalists are: “Italy Seeking Women with French Breast Implants” vs. “Alien Space Ball Drops on Namibia”

RT @DELOFROZE: #GodIsNotGreat…WHO EVA MADE THIS A TRENDIN TOPIC …ILL PERSONALLY KILL EM MYSELF….GOD IS THE BEST THANG EVA MANE…AMEN

Need ideas for reception songs. “Hurt,” “Enjoy the Silence,” and “Hallelujah,” have all been vetoed by the fun-hating love of my life.

NEW IDEA: Pulled pork waffle sammies!! #genius #filingcopyright #waitingformillionstobeginrollingin #gonnadiveintomymoneylikescroogemcduck

RT @RL_Stine: #notmakingthisup A new book, FELON FITNESS, teaches you how to get the hard body of a prison inmate.

KY church bans mixed couples after visiting black man sings for them. Probs more about song choice than anything.

RT @DianeSawyer: Love this: if we all spent $64 on #American made #gifts during the holidays - the result 200k new US jobs. Are you in?

Missing my family. Thanksgiving went by too quickly. Wish I could transport a section of Ohio to CA. The amish can have the leftovers.

Went to a party. Beth wore her men’s Costco slippers. Reason #487 why I am marrying her.